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I’ve tried to look the other way, but this story is just too big to ignore. For weeks now Mad Men’s Don Draper, aka Jon Hamm, 42, has been making social media ape shit over his membership in the big boys club. Never has a penis garnered so much seemingly unwanted attention. New York Magazine, The Huffington Post, Fox News, ABC News and many other media outlets just can’t let this thing go limp.

Of course it doesn’t help matters when the man attached to the infamous penis refuses to actually wear underwear or pants that won’t hug his member to create a detailed outline. I’ve seen enough of this man to know it hangs to the right and I’ve never met him let alone seen him actually naked.

The irony of it is that while Hamm seems quite upset about all of this sudden objectification, it’s just the tip of the iceberg for what most women endure throughout much of their lives. Welcome to our world dude, now go put on some freaking underpants!